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20 reasons why there is shortage of drivers in the UK

Posted on 19 July 202120 July 2021by Tomasz Oryński

Thousands of people who shop in the UK probably noticed shortages of products in British supermarkets. The supply problems are blamed on the shortage of HGV drivers and the government is taking steps to tackle it: the driving hours have been extended and there is a talk about bringing the army drivers to help with […]

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Meanwhile in Cuckooland 180

Posted on 15 June 202115 June 2021by Tomasz Oryński

An employee of the wastewater processing plant had found a human fetus in one of the tanks. It is estimated to be about 20 weeks old. The police immediately sprung to action and it is now on the hunt for a fetus’ mother. Except this is not in the Republic of El Salvador, this is […]

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Meanwhile in Cuckooland 171

Posted on 12 April 202119 April 2021by Tomasz Oryński

Yet another success of the Polish government! Today, on Monday the 12th, Prime Morawiecki arrived in Katowice to open the newly built roundabout and the tunnel. He made a speech about how much cash his government is spending on building local roads. Local people were astonished, but not with the numbers he was mentioning. On […]

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Meanwhile in Cuckooland 164

Posted on 22 February 202122 February 2021by Tomasz Oryński

It seems that Mateusz Morawiecki is a bit washed down and his replacement is being prepared. Therefore Orlen CEO and trusted man of Kaczyński, Daniel Obajtek was (I guess, ironically, as this is the man responsible for taking over independent local media) named “Man of Freedom 2020” by the pro-PiS weekly “Sieci”. In a cringe-worthy […]

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Meanwhile in Cuckooland 160

Posted on 25 January 20212 February 2021by Tomasz Oryński

It seems that the new recurring theme of this series will be „old communist jokes that work again in PiS Poland”. Today’s one is the one about Lenin, who was disturbed by a child while shaving himself. He got angry and smacked the child in the head – and that shows us how good man […]

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That moment, when you need to pee while travelling on the British motorway…

Posted on 18 January 202119 January 2021by Tomasz Oryński

When you travel motorways in all over Europe, there is a car park on a regular basis – usually every 10 kilometres or so from each other. In many cases, even the small ones, apart from a few benches and tables and litter bins, will also offer you a chance to use a toilet. Apart […]

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Meanwhile in Cuckooland 158

Posted on 11 January 202111 January 2021by Tomasz Oryński

There used to be an old joke about hares escaping to Poland from the Soviet Union. “Why are you running away to us?” asked Polish hares? “Because there is the new law in the Soviet Union, that every rabbit has to have its third ear cut off!” answers the Soviet one. “So what are you […]

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Meanwhile in Cuckooland 154

Posted on 7 December 20208 December 2020by Tomasz Oryński

If you need to understand how the Polish state works and what it means to run business in Poland, you need to read just this one story: a company in Jaworzno asked the council to fix potholes on the road that leads to their warehouse, as the condition of the road was so bad, that […]

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Meanwhile in Cuckooland 153

Posted on 2 December 20202 December 2020by Tomasz Oryński

My dear readers! Hold on tight, as today is a special day. While doing my research I always try to show balanced view, but usually searching for the positive things one can write about PiS is a futile task. But not this week! There is one PiS MP that one can only has a praise […]

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Meanwhile in Cuckooland 152

Posted on 24 November 202025 November 2020by Tomasz Oryński

Those annoying teenagers! We need to do something with them. Look at this 14 years old encouraging people to participate in Women’s Strike on his Facebook! We should send police to his house to threaten him with up to 8 years of imprisonment! Or that Michał Rogalski, a 19-year old who was so annoyed that […]

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